Thursday, March 02, 2006

Nothing

I have nothing to say, nothing to write about, nothing in my head.

Well thank fuck for the internet and crazy people who actually do stuff and provide us with photographic evidence of their exploits, helping us forget how our lives are dragging on pointlessly and going nowhere.


He he, those people have no clothes on. That's rude.

I'm going to steal on idea from Norbizness here, which I've done before in previous incarnations, and ask people out there to come up with their own caption for it. I'm not going to do one myself because I'm shit at it, but I seem to have picked up enough commenters to get this thing going.

So get on with it! Show me how clever you are.

9 comments:

Denny Shane said...

"Hon... I have a feeling that we've forgotten something..."

Denny Shane said...

"Sweetie... do you have any loose change on ya for the soda machine over there?"

Don said...

I don't know about you, but when I'm in the mood, which is almost always, I have a very juvenile sense of humour, and find the creative efforts of porn film makers, who base their film titles on those of popular box-office hits, very amusing indeed. Here's a list of those that tickled my fancy : -

# Sperms of Endearment
# Shaving Ryan's Privates
# Romancing The Bone
# For Your Thighs Only
# White Men Can't Hump
# Inspect Her Gadget
# When Harry Wet Sally

My particular favourites are Shaving Ryan's Privates and When Harry Wet Sally. They're just so ridiculous, but it's good word play, and I have to respect that.

So here's modest my effort for the above pic, which is a scene from a new sci-fi porn, based on an old favourite, and entitled...

wait for it...

are you ready....?

STARK TREK!

Lab Kat said...

I can't think of a caption, as I can't get over the feeling of how uncomfortable that must me. And, cold.

Michelle said...

Ok, I'm going to attempt one, seeing as you're all so brilliant.

"I told you Scotland was a bad idea, but you wouldn't listen to me, as always."

Don said...

Michelle, it's times like these I wished I'd got that squiggly mouthed emoticon.

Anonymous said...

Baggage economy, withstanding adverse climatic conditions.

LB

Chymera said...

Nancy and Greg Buttman of Frog Hollow, West Virginia modeling L. L. Bean's new Adam and Eve ensemble

too lazy to sign in said...

That foul weather gear was a bargan but why is that kid pointing at us and laughing?