6.07.2006

Weirdo Update

(Disclaimer: This post has nothing at all about blowjobs in it, nor has my site in general. If you're looking for pictures, anecdotes or medical advice about blowjobs you would be better off looking elsewhere.)

I've been doing a lot of these I know but it just keeps getting weirder. I've been getting people finding the blog looking for something about blowjobs, of course. Stuff about cats "my cat just gave birth", and a lot of stuff about Satan and the now over, rather uneventful date of 666.

I had someone looking up shower caps, which is strange because I don't sell them, or talk about them very much. I suspect that one had something to do with blowjobs. I hope the "fat women diva mutant" guy found what he was searching for. The "nudist farm" person probably didn't. Sorry.

Weirdest are "pretty little nipples" and "mutant dildo". You know I'm thinking of opening a shop based on what these people are looking for. I think it would be a big hit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can understand your site being dug up on a search for "Great nipples", or "Nipples like cork tips", even... but "pretty little nipples"? Nah, never! And as for all this mutant, satanic, cat stuff... I'm perplexed.

Here's a sad story which will rend your heartstrings, cos I know how much you love me:-

You can use Sitemeter on Wordpress, but it won't give you the referring URL or the search terms. Boo fucking hooo!

Michelle said...

Damn, that's no fun. What's the point of having a sitemeter then?

Ben said...

My best one so far is someone found my site because someone misspelled flatulence in the comments (and so did the person looking it up on google).

I thought I'd get a spike in visitors because I recently posted about a fantastically written piece of porn spam I received, and another about the dreaded 666 date. Today's musing was how people can prepare for 9/9/09 in three years--God forbid--666 Upside down!

Alas, no spike in visitors. Maybe it isn't as exciting as I predicted.

Who looks up flatulence on google?!

Anonymous said...

Michelle ma belle... there is no point. As you know, the referring url is everything, allowing us to go poke our nose in a stranger's site. And getting search terms is a fantastic bonus.

You know, I can feel another move coming on, unless I can find a decent alternative to Sitemeter that will work with Wordpress.