6.29.2006

Grrrr!

I have a headache. I've had it for hours and hours and it won't go away, no matter how many pills and drugs I take. All because I had like 2 glasses of wine last night. I was feeling shitty overall earlier on, I'm better now but still have that DAMN HEADACHE!

Can somebody please tell me how to get rid of a headache that won't go away. My father would say "chop off your head", which isn't much use to me really as I kind of need it. I suppose I'll try the more drugs remedy. Sooner or later it will go away. I just want it to now. Alright maybe I had 3 glasses of wine. Possibly 4. Exactly how much is a glass anyway?

5 comments:

Michelle said...

Ah, well I was drinking some mixed and some not, in regular glasses, I really don't know how much I drank. I didn't think it was that much, enough to make me tipsy but not enough to make me feel crappy for half the day. Obviously I miscalculated something. I'm feeling better now, my headache is going, finally.

Nick said...

Probably a bit late now, but I find drinking lots of water helps get rid of alcohol-induced headaches, as it helps to rehydrate you and clear out some of the rubbish in the system that makes you feel like crap. I guess it does depend on what and how much you're drinking though.

Anonymous said...

It's never too late to get advice on how to deal with hangovers, so, belatedly, I urge you to STOP DRINKING, YOU BAD, BAD GIRL!

On a completely different topic, don't you sometimes get totally bored commenting on other blogs? Don't you wish you had loads and loads of unsolocited attention? I do. I belong to an elite class of person. I shouldn't have to prostitue myself in order to get peurile comments on my blog. I deserve serious, considered attention, even when the topic is of light-bulbs mysteriously inserted into arses!

I recently placed a typically astute, thoughtful, and witty comment (as always)on a blog I'd discovered. My amazing effort was so well received, the author built a post around it, referencing my site. And as you would expect, this increased my site-traffic. But do you think any of these new-comers would comment? Would they fuck! Have you any advice on how to not only get the hits, but also the comments?

At this point, you probably get the impression that I'm sitting in my office, bored shitless, not knowing what to do or say. Well... you're right!

I don't know what else to say, except SNOT!

Bewildered and bemused of Birmingham.

Michelle said...

I have advice on how to get tons of extra visitors who don't bother to read, comment or come back ever, but I wrote about that a few posts ago. As for how to draw people into your blog who will keep coming back and leave comments, well, get lucky I suppose.

Anonymous said...

Shall we get real for a moment? Okay, I know, as a rule you don't allow such outrageous behaviour on your blog, but just this once I'd like to proffer a serious personal view.

I find it very discouraging that you don't get more comments than you do. You can write, obviously, and often with great humour; and you're chosen sphere of subject matter - anything and everything irreverent, risque, or downright dirty - should guarantee a fair amount of commenters. And if you add to that the fact that you're a "reasonably presentable" young woman, then, well... the men at least ought to be falling over themselves to say hi, at the very least. But this is not happening. Perhaps you're found to be intimidating? They want to look, but not talk. Who knows!

Anyway, what chance I, with my lack of youthful vigour and charm? I've considered taking a leaf out of your book and publishing a photocopy of my arse, but what's the point if no one says hello?

Still bewildered and bemused.

The man from Birmingham.