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I've been looking through my site stats recently, which to be honest I do an awful lot. Not much else going on you see.

It's interesting to see which google searches find themselves to me. You'd think with all the posts about sperm and donkeys and whatnot, I'd get all the people looking for weird porn stuff, which I do a lot of the time. But recently I haven't had any, instead I get, What do Venezuelans farm, which is a subject I know little about. Another recent one is what do fish get eaten by. I have a feeling they didn't find what they wanted on my blog.

I always get a lot of people searching for "mutant cat" but if it's people who have heard about my fabulous blog and are specifically searching for it, or people who are looking for stuff about mutant cats, I don't know. I get a lot of people who were searching for just "mutant" or mutant something.

There was someone earlier on today searching for the term "facials". Whether they meant "facial" facials, or erm, ah, "facial" facials, I will never know.