4.15.2006

Now you be careful there.


It's that time of year again, watch out for,

THE EVIL BUNNY ORGANIZATION!!!!

YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE ADORABLE CUTE FLUFFY LITTLE THINGS??? YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH, THEY ARE REALLY PART OF AN EVIL SATANIC ORGANIZATION WHO ARE PLOTTING TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!! THESE TOOLS OF SATAN HOP AROUND AT EASTER TIME GIVING CHOCOLATE EGGS TO CHILDREN SO THEIR TEETH WILL FALL OUT AND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT SO THEY'LL STARVE AND DIE..........THEY DO THIS TO MAKE THE CHILDREN THINK THAT JESUS' DEATH DAY IS ALL ABOUT CHOCOLATE AND SPRING AND SEX SEX SEX INSTEAD OF BEING MADE TO CELEBRATE THE BLOODIED AND BROKEN BODY OF THE CRUCIFIED CHRIST, SO THEY WILLWORSHIP SATAN AND GET SENT TO HELL. THESE CREATURES MAKE THE CHILDREN THINK THEY ARE LOVABLE AND ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEY ARE REALLY EVIL MEAN CREATURES, THAT KILL AND EAT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????&&******%%!!!!!

DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO STOP THESE ATROCITIES AND BEAT EVERY BUNNY YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brought to you by the Association of the Godly and Pure against the Atrocities, Violence, Debauchery, Destruction and TERRORISM of the Horrible anti Human Evil Bunny Organization which is plotting to destroy the earth and all that is on it. Except bunnies. And other Satan friendly things like snakes, bugs, catholics, rock music, cheese, homosexuals, broccoli, the french, scientists, philosophers, teachers, wanton women, artists, poets etc.

5 comments:

Michelle said...

Dear faithful readers and commenters. I apologise for this post, for not only is it a rehash of something I've used at least twice before, I am well aware that it is completely idiotic.

And speaking of naughtiness, my verification word is "prsra" which, if it didn't contain the second r, would be Czech for breast.

Michelle said...

We could Denny, but those damn Christians want to make it all about Jesus :)

Anonymous said...

I want to say 2 things. first, your gourgous, and i wish you had some naked pictures to satisfy my imagination. Second, how is the satanism working out for you? Hypacrite lunatic fanatic heritic!

Michelle said...

Anonymous, I'm not sure how to respond, all I can say in answer to your question is quite groovy thanks.

Michelle said...

Yes go easy on me, I'm just a delicate shy little thing.