I know, again. Sorry I couldn't resist.
Are they from South Carolina perhaps?Girl #1: So where's Matt?
Guy #1: I don't know, is he outside?
Girl #2: I don't think so...
Matt: Hey everybody! I'm back, I got the dildo!--Top of the Empire State Building
Overheard by: brian h
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You can always sell them on the internet. It should be legal from your side. Unless of course your state decides to have a brainfart and ban this stuff.
Typical overheard conversation, completely out of context. 'Dildo' in the English speaking world is sometimes used in a disparaging way to describe an idiot, buffoon, or the like. Obviously (or am I over-dosing on dopamine?) in this case, the guy has just righted a wrong perpetrated earlier against one of the girls (perhaps she was insulted). He's slipped away quietly to kick the shit out of the offender, hence, on his return, he exclaims to the girls, "Hey, everybody, I'm back! I got the dildo!". It's a sweet story really, of the gallant male avenging the honour of a lady - awww!
Or...
They planned on having a threesome on the top of the Empire State building, but they'd forgotten the condoms, so the guy slips out to get them. On returning to the building he finds the lifts are out, and being a smart cookie, he figues, "by the time I've climbed to the top of this building I'll be no good to those gals", so he turns back, gets a refund on the condoms, and purchases a dildo instead, with a view to letting the girls get on with it themselves. Hence, on his return, he says, "Hey everydoby, I'm back. I went out for condoms but the lifts were out, so I got the dildo...". As is always the case when reporting a conversation, we don't get it quite right.
Again, this guy is so gallant. Despite his less than useless state, he still thought of those gals - awww!
It's amazing what you can extract from an overheard quote!
I still think the dildo is a lost kitten.
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