4.16.2006

Sorry kids

But you won't be getting any chocolate today. The Easter Bunny has been caught and he's going to be dinner for this man's family this evening. He has quite a large family.

Gotcha! Not really. This is another giant bunny altogether.

"German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky presents his giant male breeding rabbit 'Robert' in Eberswalde, eastern Germany, February 2006."

I kind of wonder what the point is of breeding giant rabbits. The only thing I can think of it that it's an insidious plan to takeover/destroy the world.

In a tale reminiscent of the last Wallace and Gromit movie, furious villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.
You see, these people breed these monsters, then they get out and all hell breaks loose. Rabbits are running around terrorizing Northern England and "journalists" are rampantly referencing crappy cartoons or whatever you call them in their so called "articles". And it's all the fault of German rabbit breeders.

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Probably something like.

Woh, dat's a scawy wabbit! I need a bigger wifle.

Michelle said...

I suppose you could call them mutant bunnies.

Michelle said...

That would make one bloody big stew. I hope your family have a big appetite.