The donkeys are a better fuck too.

Watch me get a thousand google hits from that title.

Indian textbooks put the bitches in their place.

"A donkey is like a housewife ... In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master," the newspaper reported, quoting a Hindi-language primer meant for 14-year-olds.

I always thought that donkeys were kind of beligerent. If you get a well brought up woman, once who's been beaten around and had the spirit squashed out of her you've got a better chance I reckon.

The book was approved by the state's Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party government but has sparked protests from the party's women's wing.

The "woman's wing"? Hmpf! That just screams hairy dykes who are bitter because they can't get a man! So no need to heed anything they have to say.

"The comparison was made in good humor," state education official A.R. Khan was quoted as saying. "

Oh, that makes it ok then. Because everyone knows that 14 year olds can always be trusted to pick up subtle humour in a school textbook. And it's not like the greater culture backs them up on their way of thinking or anything. Unfortunately the ugly hairy ladies put up such a fuss that their removing the reference from the textbooks. So much for freedom!