4.03.2006

Do you think a shower cap would help?

Young people today!

Girl #1: Randy won't stop coming on my face.
Girl #2: ...Are you going to finish your bagel?

--Waverly & University

Whatever happened to the days when young ladies didn't talk about such things, (or indeed do such things), and if one overheard such vulgarity one didn't go posting it all over the internet for everyone to see? Whatever happened to those days?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somewhere around 1986, I believe.

Michelle said...

C, I tend to think so too, especially about Randy. He needs a good slap.

Simon said...

Kind've a strange quote though. Is Randy like some kind of Cato with an ejaculation problem? - Girl #1 is forever trying to sneak into the kitchen with the groceries without getting sprayed...

The Culture Ghost said...

This is a Ramones like song just waiting to happen...one two three

"Randy won't stop coming on my face."

Michelle said...

It's a bit late for the Ramones to do it, but I'm sure someone can record the song. It would work as a rap I think, someone like Lil Kim coudl do it.

And by the way sclvumb!

The Culture Ghost said...

Overheard at a donut shop on 6th Ave and Bleecker:

Guy #1 "Dude, it's like I can't stop coming on her face."

Guy #2 "Are you going to finish your sugar glaze?"

Michelle said...

Ew.

I feel a competition coming on. No pun intended. If anyone else wants to throw their hat into the ring, please go for it.