Some would say extremely naughty, the naughtiest you can be, downright evil in fact!
And I would say, now come on! Evil? How do you know, what did he ever do to you?
It seems as though all he's ever guilty of is tempting people to have sex or have negative, nasty thoughts. And have you ever notice that he never actually DOES what he's supposed to be guilty of? He apparently just makes people do stuff? That makes me suspicious right there.
Let's face it he's a lightweight, he's the Diet Coke of evil. In fact he's not even the diet coke, he's the low calorie version of a warmed up glass of awful so called cola that's produced in the Czech Republic of evil. He's insignificant.
Especially if you compare him to God. Now there's a guy with some atrocities under his belt. In case you're still thinking that God is the good guy, here is a list of just some of the stuff he's responsible for. And this is all in the bible or otherwise claimed by Christians themselves, so it's not like some godless heathen just made it all up.
Expelling his tenants, and creations from their garden for eating an appleAnd more recently,
Wiping out all of his creations except for one family in a devastating flood because he decided he really didn't like them after all.
He inflicts death, destruction and famine upon the people of Egypt because of the actions of their Pharoah.
He turns a woman to a pillar of salt for looking back on her city.
He sends his people out to rape, pillage and kill time and time again, just cause he feels like it.
He sent AIDS to punish homosexuals.Not to mention the thing with his son, his own flesh and blood who by the way he wasn't around to see grow up. He made him hang on a cross, with nails through his hands for days, being jeered and spat on, in order to save some people from an eternity in the bowels of Hell because of some arbitrary rule he made up ages before that he could easily have just changed if he wanted to. I mean what a dick!
Sent the terrorists who flew into the World Trade Center to punish the United States for having amongst their population gays, abortionists and feminists.
Sent Hurricane Katrina to devastate New Orleans, again because of gays and abortionists.
We see here a picture of a God who is a genocidal maniac, and most probably a repressed homosexual. Satan is a mere joker in comparison.
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Well first of all my background is Czech, both my parents are. I lived in London at the time, I had been away from Australia for about 4 years by then, my brother lived here and I came to stay with him for a while, partly because I wanted to and mostly because I had no money, and I just stayed.
Satan is an anagram of Staan, from the ancient Sumerian for 'lusty bloke'. There were lots of Staans in those days, especially in the pubs, cleaning windows and just generally doing blue-collar work - it's much the same nowadays only they've dropped an 'a' to give us Stan. Well Stan became demonised by the Sumerian clergy simply because of his healthy impulses to engage in sexual congress with anything that remotely resembled a female, and one or two other things that didn't, but what the fuck! He's had a raw deal for doing what comes naturally.
God, on the other hand is derived from the Sumerian Godu, meaning 'Oppressive, up-himself, absolute bastard'. These were the the people who always got the best jobs and positions of power, and invariably were ugly and had the worst personalities. Boy, were they jealous of the fun-loving, shag-happy Stans. Hence the conspiracy with the clergy (who were also Godus) Again the name was shortened to become God but still holds its original meaning. There are still lot's of them around nowadays except they go by the name of Doug. I defy anyone to show me a Doug who isn't an oppressive, up himself, absolute bastard.
Doug vs Stan, the ultimate battle between, erm, fun but naughty and selfrighteous hypocritical wankerism!
I think there's a movie to be made there.
If there is a God then he is a crazy fucker. I mean every God believer says that the Devil kills people, but in the Bible it says that God has to always give permission for the Devil to kill someone. Plus in the bible it says God watches everyone and everything. God is quiet a pervert.
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