They don't make them like they used to, well if this guy is how they used to make them, we're all lucky.
Travis Frey is a 33 year old man from Iowa who is facing charges of attempting kidnap his own wife.
Lucky for his wife, as she didn't have to much else to be overjoyed about, she had some dirt on him. It seems the lovely Mr Frey gave his wife a "Contract of Wifely Expectations", including such requests as,
You will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs, and public area (navel to anus), all areas are to be completely clean shaven.
You will wear only thigh-highs & garters, and only thong panties. The only exception would be during your menstrual cycle, at which time you could wear either or both. Half of your shoe purchases will be high-heels, 2″ or more.Travis also has a thing called "My Time",
When we are at home … from when you are to be naked until 12:00 am, or for three hours, which ever is later, will be My-Time. This time you will devout solely to me, whereas you will be in my service to do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I want, which may or may not be sexual in manner. During My-Time you WILL NOT:It just gets better:1. Argue about anything with me or to me
2. Complain about anything to me, or about me...
During My-Time, you WILL:Ew!
1. Be subservient, submissive, and totally obedient
2. To do what you are asked, when you are asked, exactly how you are asked
3. Be cheerful and adoring towards me
4. Be close at all times, unless otherwise told to
5. Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of cum, when told to
Good BehaviorWhat an amazingly accommodating dude. Blrggh!
Since there will be no trading, negotiations, or concilliations of any kind you are given chances to earn Good Behavior Days (GBD’s). To receive GBD’s you are to be totally compliant with everything requested or expected of you, and perform everything with complete and total enthusiasm. GBD’s will be given when you do things from the descriptions below when not expected…
Fellatio, Intercourse, and Other Sex ActsFellatio must last, at least, 5 min. and may include climax. Intercourse includes anal and vaginal intercourse. Sex acts can be oral, anal or vaginal, and include but are not limited too: stripping, hand-jobs, fingering, masturbation, dildoing, vibrators, and object insertions. All applications of lube to myself, you, or any object, will be done by you.
Didn't they invent whores for this kind of stuff? What kind of respectable gentleman would expect his wife to do this stuff, I mean, really!
But really, I'm being way too mean to this guy. He does let his wife choose things for herself after all.
On your birthday Jan 4th you will receive one GBD that is good only on your birthday. On or before my birthday you will select and purchase a sex toy for yourself, this we be consider my birthday gift from you. On or before our anniversary you will select and purchase new lingerie for yourself. Lingerie may include a cameo & panty set, nice nylons & garter set, baby doll set, a costume bra & panty set, etc. Linger does not include night gowns, or PJ's. The lingerie that you selected and purchased will be your sleepwear for that night.This man sure knows his lingerie well.
You are to pose for 20 photos per quarter on demand … Outfits, toys, and poses will ALWAYS be chosen by me. You must be freshly shaven on the day that photos are taken regardless of your shaving schedule…Well, I don't see what the problem is, some wives complain that their husbands never want to have sex with them but look at porn all the time. This man obviously desires his wife. The contract remained unsigned, so we can only conclude that she's a demanding American bitch and he should have gotten a nice mail order girl from Russia or the Phillipines.
More typewritten excerpts at Pandagon if you can't be bothered to make sense of the handwriting.
5 comments:
I'm hoping you're going to balance this by publishing an account of a decent guy. I'm sure they're out there.
This account is not all that extraordinary, except it involves a contract. In times gone by, a lot of males would expect it to be tacitly understood.
Don't you just hate DEMANDING males!!
Decent guy? Wait until I look that up in the dictionary.
To be fair to your resident blogger here, I wasn't in anyway presenting this man as a typical example of modern manhood. I mean how many men would be able to describe all those kinds of lingerie in such detail? I mean he practically told her what brand to buy! Hmm, something stange about that.
I never said you were holding up this man as typical, but nevertheless, you're whole blog is built on such stories. This could influence people less able to think for themselves to believe there's something inherently wrong with the male species. Fortunately, I know myself, so I know it's not true.
I also never claimed my blog is exactly a balanced view of modern life, and you should read only this to get your views on everything. Well, not in so many words.
My only wish is to find the ridiculous, the extreme, the wild, the wacky and try to squeeze as much fun out of it as I can, I know it can be a little lame sometimes, but I try my best.
Hey, now you're getting picky. If we're going to be logically rigorous we'll have nothing to talk about in the comment section.
Lame? It's anything but. Lame things are poor, injured critters, limping along. This blog however, is sturdy, has fine legs, and struts its stuff proudly. So there!
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