Being a Wednesday, the proper time for him to be hanging around. On this blog anyway.. the rest of the time he seems to be conspicuously absent, I suspect this is due to a chronic case of non-existence, but some seem to disagree with me there. Anyway...
REV 22:1... "And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb."a) You see God, (in spite of all that murder, genocide, bigotry, misogyny and all that other lovely stuff) is pure. Pure like water that hasn't got any muck in it. When he murders it's the right thing to do because the very definition of right is what God says is right, and God can do no wrong so if He does it it's right. Capisce?
b) And he brought me to a beautiful place, where the sun shone, the birds sang and there was a beautiful crystal clear lake, with bunnies and lambs frolicking around without a care in the world.. the water looked so inviting, so we tore off all our clothes and jumped in... along with the fishes which were our friends, and the bunnies and lambs jumped in too, to join the fun, and we had a lovely picnic under the water... and built a city where we all lived in harmony and happiness..
c) When God takes a piss, he really takes a piss.
Carry on..
6 comments:
Is it possible for God to piss in such quantities that he/she/it might have to call a plumber or a urologist? These sort of things were never discussed at Sunday School.
Um, I think that God can do whatever he/she/it damn well wants to! That's the point of being God! And you don't have to worry about piddly things like calling a plumber I should think, that's what all those minions are for...
"That's the point of being God."
Hmmmm, that implies an interesting line of inquiry...as if there might some options to being God or having some choice in the matter. Were there other career options God had and elected to be God instead?
I really don't know, but it's an interesting idea.. the then pre-God went down to the job office and career advisor says "We've got 2 openings, one for a kitchen porter in Burgers 'n' Beer, or God. Which one do you want?
And he doesn't give a shit about the Super bowl or any other sports event!
When god takes a piss he really takes a piss.
You've filled me with the wonder of religion all over again.
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