Oh for fucking fuck's sake!

I don't know if it's because she's depressed, or anxious, or just weirded out from things being different... cos her daddy's not here, but the cat has lately had a habit of fucking pissing on things. Not that much, and otherwise she seems reasonably ok... but it's enough to fucking annoy me.. and of course it's all like.. my clothes, and things I need to sleep on.

So of course now the washing machine isn't fucking working. Either caused by being overloaded or just because the great cat up in the sky thought it would be good timing for this to happen. Who fucking knows.. in any case, these are 2 situations which don't suit each other, you can imagine.

Fuck. This is quite fucked. Now I'm going to go try the old "bang it and hope it starts working again trick". Again.

Warning: Contains adult humour.

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He he.

God is with us...

Being a Wednesday, the proper time for him to be hanging around. On this blog anyway.. the rest of the time he seems to be conspicuously absent, I suspect this is due to a chronic case of non-existence, but some seem to disagree with me there. Anyway...

REV 22:1... "And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb."

a) You see God, (in spite of all that murder, genocide, bigotry, misogyny and all that other lovely stuff) is pure. Pure like water that hasn't got any muck in it. When he murders it's the right thing to do because the very definition of right is what God says is right, and God can do no wrong so if He does it it's right. Capisce?

b) And he brought me to a beautiful place, where the sun shone, the birds sang and there was a beautiful crystal clear lake, with bunnies and lambs frolicking around without a care in the world.. the water looked so inviting, so we tore off all our clothes and jumped in... along with the fishes which were our friends, and the bunnies and lambs jumped in too, to join the fun, and we had a lovely picnic under the water... and built a city where we all lived in harmony and happiness..

c) When God takes a piss, he really takes a piss.

Carry on..