And other c-words...
Rinse, RepeatI'll think of something to write tomorrow. Maybe.
Teen girl #1: Wait, so you just let him do you in the
butt? You let him sodomize you?Teen girl #2: It wasn't bad. I couldn't shit
for a few days, though. So I took some laxatives, then I shit myself in the
mall yesterday.--Liberty IslandOverheard by: binja
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And the moral is: make sure you shit before you get fucked up the arse. If you're really shrewd, you'll make thngs easier for yourself by taking the crap just prior to being brown-holed; this gives a ready made, 100% organic, lubricant!!
Thanks for the tip.. I'll be sure to remember that.
Awww, c'mon Michelle... you know it's not relevant to you. You're on a different plane to most people. Shitting? I doubt you have to do that **grin**
Oh. My. God. That is not the sort of conversation I could eavesdrop on without screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DISEASED LITTLE FREAKS? She's lying anyway, not being able to shit for days after anal sex doesn't make any sense.
I'm surprised Teen #1 even knew the word "sodomize." We're not exactly raising a generation of rocket scientists over here, in case you haven't noticed.
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