Cosmopolitan, classy, civilized..

And other c-words...

Rinse, Repeat

Teen girl #1: Wait, so you just let him do you in the
butt? You let him sodomize you?

Teen girl #2: It wasn't bad. I couldn't shit
for a few days, though. So I took some laxatives, then I shit myself in the
mall yesterday.--Liberty Island

Overheard by: binja

I'll think of something to write tomorrow. Maybe.