I don't know whether it's just here, or the weather or it's a new trend. It's disturbing! I keep hearing people having sex!
Ok, I did for the 2nd time in 2 days, but still! In the daytime too. What is going on! I mean don't these people know that your'e supposed to do it at night, with the doors closed, the lights turned out and under the covers? Which of course should muffle any noises that you may be so vulgar as to make.
You wouldn't catch me carrying on like that.
7.24.2006
What has become of civilization?
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I blame it on the Internet. In the days before computers, folk, when not working, spent their leisure time entertaining themselves playing such games as Snakes and Ladder, Ludo, or the ever popular, "Beat the shit out of the missus". Nowadays, although we sometimes hear of these traditional pastimes, new and dubious sounding titles abound, like "Hide the Sausage", "Slip The Girlfriend a Goldfish", and "Dicky Thump". It doesn't take much imagination to work out what's going on here.
You say, "You wouldn't catch me carrying on like that". Well I think that goes without saying. It's the beret that gives it away you kow. How do I know this? Well, I once knew a girl who wore one, just like yours; a stout, muscular girl, with large forearms, short cropped hair, and the beginnings of a moustache. Often I would hear men say, "You can't fuck with her!".
Very true, and most profound. I just hope this summer madness ends soon. I certainly hope the neighbours don't start up again right now, so I'm not forced to listen through the open door and window to their very loud activities, oh no, I wouldn't like that at all.
The worst is going camping and the people in the tent next to you are having sex. There is no muffled sounds and pretty much everything is heard--moans, skin slapping, squishy noises, the works. It really does ruin a camping trip if it happens every night.
The worst is going camping and the people in the tent next to you are having sex. There is no muffled sounds and pretty much everything is heard--moans, skin slapping, squishy noises, the works. It really does ruin a camping trip if it happens every night.
Why is blogger being such a nuisance with my posts?
Blogger is being a big fat dildo all round. I hope these shenanigans stop very soon, or I shall get very irate.
I think this post is a cry for help :) I'm not in Prague so I can't help. Also, Blogger sucks. Wordpress beats the crap out of it.
Wasn't it Ezra Pound who said, "Civilization, a tired old toothless whore. Kick her into the gutter."
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