I'm spending this Wednesday with God, which I've rather neglected of late. To those of you unfamiliar with my work of old, it's when I pick a random bible verse and come up with a few different interpretations of it. For example...
John 18:26... "One of the servants of the high priest, being his kinsmana) Er, some guys are in a garden together, one of them who had his ear cut off by some perverted cunt and they're acting as if it's just some matter of fact thing, and a rooster crows. I'm sorry but what kind of sick fuck cuts someone's ear off? That's just not normal.
whose ear Peter cut off, saith, Did not I see thee in the garden with him? 18:27
Peter then denied again: and immediately the cock crew."
b) Sorry, all I can think of is porn, and some pretty sick stuff too.
c) He he, he said "cock crew".
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3 comments:
Ok I got a good one:
REV 22:1... "And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb."
It seems as if the author got to watch God pee--but I could be wrong
It seems that Peter is a violent sort, and a liar to boot, which is why the 'cock crew' - it's the ancient equivalent to Pinnochios nose growing.
I don't see why you don't share your 'sick' stuff with us. I'm sure it's no worse than what my fertile mind comes up with, and in any case, if you can use the 'cunt' word with apparrent ease, I'm sure poking, prodding, slithering, sliding and sucking, with assorted body parts, animals, and utensils, will not bother you too much.
Have to agree with you on the snigger-inducing properties of the phrase "cock crew". I imagine sexually agressive women in gangs, roaming city streets, and sporting tee-shirts emblazoned with these words . And on seeing them, grown men tremble and seek hiding places.
As in any good porn, the cock steals the show by been the last character of importance on the scene!
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