11.22.2006

Oh, but I wanted one..



Don't we all dream of having the perfect pet. A cute, cuddly little friend who adores you, is loyal to you, but is also intelligent, clean and independent? The best qualities of a dog and a cat combined?

Well forget it!

Blood tests refute a Brazilian woman's claim that her cat had given birth to three puppies, geneticist Adil Pacheco said Tuesday.
Fucking killjoy!
"People who aren't experts often imagine things," said Pacheco, director of the Institute of Biological Sciences of the University of Passo Fundo. "All the facts contradict her."
Well, fuck me! I was ready to go out and order one.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"A cute, cuddly little friend who adores you, is loyal to you, but is also intelligent, clean and independent". Have you considered a human pet? Okay, they might take up a little more room when curled up on the rug in front of the fire, but you don't have to take them for walks, and they get to buy a round in the pub too. Remember though, a human-friend is not just for Xmas, it's for... erm... well, a bit longer than the yuletide period, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

I swear Poodles are the best. They are very smart, soft and cuddly, and intensely loyal.... Poodles Rock!