Let the madness... end

Ok, so this March thing is already over, and this whole saga of mine which I've barely explained is closer to being sorta over, though there'll still be bits of flotsam and jetsam left over for a while. I'm still aching, been cleaning and carrying a lot, and there's still some left to do, and still people to meet to sell stuff and still the main, and probably not final but final-ish meeting with the landlord people. So, it's not really over.

It's nice and sunshiny today though, and kinda warm so let's hope this April thing that's coming up gives us more of it.

It's an hour later than it is..

or at least it was early this morning some time.. I think. Or earlier depending on what part of the world you are if those parts of the world, or not at all, because not everyone does it, and not everyone does it now.

So we get an instant extra hour of daylight this evening, which should be nice but it's overcast and probably going to rain anyway, so what's to enjoy? Doesn't really matter, this weekend is pretty much a wash, and I have more unfortunate things to look forward to early in the week. Today will involve a lot of lifting, carrying, sorting and resorting and tomorrow will be more unpleasant meetings with important like landlord folk, having to explain missing keys and what to do with 02 boxes. And sweeping, and lifting, carrying, sorting, resorting and figuring out where to put stuff., what to do with the stuff that isn't claimed.

All this is really beginning to annoy me.

Aching..

Ouch! My lower right back, just above that side of my ass... is sore. Partly because I've been carrying heavy shit down from my old "office" to my home, inexpertly... and partly due to an adventure I had the other day.. I don't want to talk about it... fucking construction, fucking closed roads, public transport diversions, fucking rich fuck parts of Prague without any buses or trams or any way of knowing where you are fucking signs that say Letenské naměsti is that way WHEN IT'S NOT FUCKING THAT WAY! And fucking me and my fucking incompetence especially when I think I'm so clever that I'll go to Hradčanská on the metro because I "know" there are trams going where I need to from there...

grrrr..

so anyway.. I hurt. And I still need to move a shitload of stuff down from there again tomorrow.. ok, I have help from my friend with the car, but there will be shifting things up and down stairs. Fuck.. when will this be all over!!!!!!

It's getting late..

but it's still Thursday..

yeah I know nobody ever responds to this but whatevs..

capshun dis:



lolcatesque captions especially welcome

Wednesday - Doing this for no other reason than... it's been a long time..

I'm on brain drain this week, so I'm resorting to lazy blogging, which in my case is my dorky day o the week system. Wednesday is god day. I haven't done this for ages, but it's where I get a random bible verse and give it 3 different interpretations. I've had reasonable success with it, if by success you mean writing 3 incoherent translations of something of which I haven't got the foggiest clue as to the meaning of, which people sometimes, though not very many and not very often. So, here's the verse:

Hebrews 13:15: Through him then let us continually offer up a sacrifice of praise to God, that is, the fruit of lips that acknowledge his name.

and these are possible interpretations..

a) If you worship God and pray and be faithful and moral, be kind to people and tell them about Jesus and love everyone etc etc etc... all will be groovy and sunshine and unicorns will play on the clouds.. *sigh*

b) We will sacrifice all sinners to the LORD to prove we are HOLY, granted we don't usually put it this way but why do you think we treat so many people like the fags and bitches and all them foreign brown people like shit.. so we shall continue to SMITE those who do not follow the LORD.. and whether people are following the LORD sufficiently will be decided by us on every individual level.. let's just say some people get the benefit of the doubt more often than others.. not our fault, it's what the lord says.. take it up with Him.

c) hehe.. fruit, lips. It's funny. I swear. Get it?

ok so they're just a jumble of words. I didn't promise much.

WOTD - What the cutlery gets up to when you're not looking..

Word o' the day is,

spoonerism : The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.

A true gem, I don't know if I like the word or the definition better, some examples..

We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish ["half-formed wish"] inside us.

A well-boiled icicle ["well-oiled bicycle"].

It is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.

Is the bean dizzy ["dean busy"]?

*groans* you get the drift.. I suppose it's too much to ask for witty "spoonerisms" when the word itself is so amusing..

oh and if you're disappointed that it's not actually anything to do with cutlery (technically flatwear, cutlery refers to things that cut, eg knives /dorkout) well, I've got that too.

Relaxing.

For now. Sigh... it's never going to be over is it.

Dear Weather Gods

You know how ever since about a month ago when it stopped alternating between snowy/rainy & overcast and then just rained and rained, day after day, except for that one lovely day which was the day I went out of Prague and yesterday morning when the sun poked out for a couple of hours before I left the house?

Well it wasn't supposed to snow after that. Just sayin'.