1.27.2012

So that's one more food group to cut out..

Well.. luckily I don't live in Oklahoma..

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — A Republican state senator from Oklahoma City introduced a bill Tuesday that would ban the use of aborted human fetuses in food, despite conceding that he's unaware of any company using such a practice.
I don't usually comment much, these days on the world out there and it's happenings, mostly because.. well it's not usually trivial and ridiculous enough.. ok, there's plenty that is, but for some reason I thought this little nugget of news was worthy of being shared with (possibly) a few more people.

Now, if the senator gets bored, as I'm going to charitably assume he already is and that's why he came up with this idea, I have a few more suggestions for bills or laws or clams or whatever you call them these days, that he can try to pass:
  • Flying your car in a no fly zone.
  • Building a structure that is more than 15oom (4921feet) tall
  • Bathing in the ocean.
  • Banning cats from driving.
  • Making hamburgers out of human flesh.
  • Banning dogs from congregating in groups of three or more on private property unless they have a permit signed by the mayor.
Oh wait.. the last one is already a law.. gonna have to think of your own senator.

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