BERLIN (Reuters) - A seven-member family faces eviction from an east Berlin apartment tower after neighbors complained about loud prayer sessions that keep the whole building awake at night, a German newspaper said Thursday.
Oh, It can't be that bad can it?
"I really don't want to disturb the neighbors but the high volume is needed in the battle against the devil," Pierre D., the 42-year-old father of the Christian family, told Bild newspaper. He is fighting an eviction order in court.
Oh, now I understand The devil isn't put off by them little wussy prayers. You need a real man's prayer, a man's prayer to get that dark lord wimpering and crying. I bet this minute he's scampering off with his tail between his legs, to pick on another poor family. A quieter family.
Neighbors told Bild the screams and singing that are part of the family prayers in the second storey sometimes begin at 2:30 a.m. and can be heard all the way up to the fifth floor.
Well, if that's what it takes...
"We have to work in the morning and need our sleep," said taxi driver Horst Berghahn, who lives on the third floor. He said he asked the family to lower the volume several times since they moved into the building 10 months ago but to no avail.
Oooh, we like to
sleep and we need to
work. Well boo fucking hoo. I tell you this Mr, you might be getting your prescious sleep now, but when you're in hell you'll be having a wee bit of trouble gettin some rest with those little devils pokin' at your ass won't you? People today.
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I'm trying to establish who the "neighbours from hell" are. Maybe the devil can clarify this.
Ya gotta be loud to whup the devil at his own game. Didn't you know, Rock n Roll is 'the Devil's music', and in the fifties, lucifer's incarnation was of a swivel-hipped, young man, with long sideburns, from somewhere in Tenessee? It's true. The good christian folk of the time recognised it. So if you got to beat Satan, you need a lot of oomph - I suggest about 20,000 watts per channel and Robert Plant (ex Led Zeppelin) in the lead, screaming the prayer/song. It's a good job there are folk around like Pierre D and his family who recognise this and are protecting us from harm.
What if the devil has no understanding of the German language? What affect could the prayers have on the devil then? Would the devil need an interpreter to be able to translate the prayer to from the German language to the Devil language?
So why does Satan get scared by loud prayers? If loud sounds are the solutions, then why don't we have a world wide speaker system to blow evil off its ass.
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