8.28.2006

I am so there.

Satan Island, Starring Vincent Price?

Tourist: I want to go home. New York is so unchristian. Look at this, they even have a place called "Satan Island"!
New Yorker: Oh yeah, we New Yorkers are the worst. We even sold our souls to the devil so we could all read.

--6 train

4 comments:

Jennifer Wertkin said...

Fucking hilarious

Anonymous said...

In Ireland we have the following Place names:

Ballsbridge
Cocktown

And this is true...

GreenFertility said...

I'm from Hibbing, Minnesota (Bob Dylan's hometown) and once, in a 7-11 these tough guys came in demanding "Gimme summa those SATAN cigarettes."

You remember "Satin" cigarettes? I think they were extra long -n- slim, pinkish purple box, etc.

This was so good I had to reprise the scene in one of my novels.

Satan on my mind...Bob Dylan is super Christian now, isn't he?

cheers,
marie, a.k.a. the FertilityBitch

Feel free to add some smut to GreenFertility.blogspot.com anytime.
Love your blog!

Anonymous said...

MIght be a quasi-smutty euphemism in here; how about, "Taking a ride on the Satan Island Furry"? Sounds a bit rude to me, but then again, most things do.