Contrary to what you might think after seeing the accompanying photograph, I'm not dreadful because I'm a shameless pisshead who sloppily dribbles vodka all over herself after swigging it at home alone.
No. I'm dreadful because that actually isn't vodka at all. I filled up an empty vodka bottle, of which I'd had a total of one drink from, in order to pose for a bunch of photos.
I know, it's terrible! I'm a big fat fake. I'm not at all as I seem. Sorry if I disappointed you.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
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2 comments:
You are everything I see... and that's a good thing. ;)
But it's the image that's important. I feel fulfilled. Really nice new profile pic too.
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