It's Jesus Wednesday again,
REV 13:11... "And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon."Um. I hope there's someone out there still reading, because I'm gonna leave this one up to you. I'm trying my best but all I can come up with is porn, and that's.just.wrong!
I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself.
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I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do with this, but given past examples, I'll give it a shot:
"Thus Uncle Frank got up out of the dirty brown recliner with the broken springs.
"Two clumps of hair were on his balding scalp, hair plugs yet to grow in.
"He spoke through a deep belch, 'I need a beer'"
Please don't chide me too much... it's my first time.
Who the fuck knows and who cares...it is all mythology just like Harry Potter!
Sounds like the birth of a NASCAR fan?
MUTANT CAT IS WEIRD!!!
sounds like dinner time.
i'll have the lamb with dragon, please ...
It's not about Armageddon at all. Actually, he's describing a pre-history pet show. They used to show off their dragons back in the day. And horns were a big deciding factor in who won.
Whoops... that anonymous post was from me. I always fuck up my posts on your page.
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