Friday, February 08, 2008

I need sleep...

This happens when you live with/share with/are staying with the most annoying fucking person in the fucking world. A person who comes in very drunk regularly and can stay on the verge of passing out, muttering incoherent, unrelated nonsense for hours and hours, who thinks that playing "Michelle" by the Beatles when your name is Michelle at a time you'd just managed to fall asleep for a bit inspite of it all, is cute, and shows how much he appreciates you, who in the morning decides he wants to listen to music so you get up even though you could use way more sleep and he sits there talking bullshit to you all day without a break until you want to scream, or strangle him, or both.

2 comments:

Ronald said...

Oh dear, are you talking about "him", the guy who's place you left to strike out on your own? If it is, you have my sympathies. Forget the screaming and strangling, have you thought about castration with a rusty knife. It might not teach him a lesson but you'll have great fun watching him suffer.

Mr Angry said...

I'm thinking you need to show him your appreciation by buying him some of his favourite alcoholic beverage. Laced with potent narcotics. That ought to get you at least one night's peace.

If he dies I disclaim all knowledge of this correspondence.