And the prize for worst ever headline goes to...

See loins in the fountain...

It might be hard to believe but very soon someone is going to outdo that, I promise you... anyway.

ROME (Reuters) - A 40-year-old office clerk made a splash at Rome's Trevi
fountain when she went for a swim, naked, in the Renaissance masterpiece in
front of a crowd of tourists.

And?

"The water is everyone's. I was hot," Roberta, who did not give her last
name, said, as snapshots of her appeared in all Italy's major newspapers on
Monday.

Well I can believe that, it's hot enough here to make me wanna jump in my local fountain here, if there was actually any water in it, I can imagine what it's like in Rome.

But swimming in the fountain is prohibited and Roberta, from Milan, now risks a hefty fine for public indecency.

Fascists! I blame the Catholic church.

In 1995, German supermodel Claudia Schiffer also waded into the fountain for an advertising campaign for designer Valentino.

Oh, and I bet there were millions of complaints when she did it! Oh I guess not. This is a clear case of discrimination against non-supermodel people who are over the age of 23! Makes me feel like going to Rome and parading around naked just to make a statement. Anyone want to come with me?

Sorry, still no boobs.

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Originally uploaded by Mutant Cat.

Seems like my evil little plan worked out pretty well. Those of you out there who like to have a sneaky look at my site stats, and I know there's one or 2 of you, probably noticed I had a major jump in visitors today.

Most of them are from Flickr. The way I did it was laughably easy. I started a post in a group titled Boobs containing just a link to my post below. In about an hour I had about an average day's worth of visitors. Unfortunately there were no boobs at the end of the link, just an invite to ask me questions, (which is still open by the way) which none of them did, and few of them bothered to read any of the blog so what's it all worth!

It doesn't really matter, it was just a silly joke I posted when I was a little drunk. But now that I've discovered how to draw new people in I might try out this little scheme again, with a bit more thought in it, you know like when I actually have boobs to offer.