Jeez weather gods..

We have a mini ice age in February.. then it goes back to normal, have an early spring.. or more warm than usual early spring some time in March and we're all.. this is totally awesome and stuff.. then, it gets colder and gloomy and stays like that until the end of April when it warms up.. well not so much warms up but gets hot, immediately.

Is there no such thing as moderation? Seriously.. I'm talking to you weather gods? Hello?