I'm just dreadful!

Whoops, spilled some.
Originally uploaded by mischievous kitty.

Contrary to what you might think after seeing the accompanying photograph, I'm not dreadful because I'm a shameless pisshead who sloppily dribbles vodka all over herself after swigging it at home alone.

No. I'm dreadful because that actually isn't vodka at all. I filled up an empty vodka bottle, of which I'd had a total of one drink from, in order to pose for a bunch of photos.

I know, it's terrible! I'm a big fat fake. I'm not at all as I seem. Sorry if I disappointed you.