Teen girl #1: So, I heard that this porn star had, like, lung cancer and had to, like, have part of her lung removed.I'm sure there's one somewhere.
Teen girl #2: Damn, that sucks. Is she, like, always out of breath?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, and she, like, can't talk that much either 'cause she can hardly breathe.
Teen girl #2: But isn't she a porn star? When she like, you know, has an orgasm, how can she make those loud noises? Her career is so over.
Teen girl #1: Maybe she has a ventriloquist.
Teen girl #2: No way. That'd only work if she was a guy and it was gay porn, 'cause, I mean, who's ever heard of a girl ventriloquist?
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I think it would limit her ability to do deep throat scenes - she wouldn't be able to hold her breath for long enough.
ReplyDeleteA female ventriloguist? Preposterous! Where are you going to find a woman who can keep her mouth shut long enough?
ReplyDeleteI'm kidding of course.
I think...
Maybe...
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You should. We're totally friggin nuts here.
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