After a long night on the booze and a visit to the urinal, a goggle-eyed Kevin insists, "I swear... that guy pissing next to me... it was that long!!!"
Yes, it was, just a little. It was a tough decision. I was going to go for something dead clever and highbrow, perhaps making reference to the thoughts of Kant or Wittgenstein; but then I thought, nah, nobody is really impressed with that kind of shit (makes one look like one is really 'up' oneself) so I stayed well within my comfort zone and did what I do best - make knob jokes! Yer gorra larf, 'avent you!
After a long night on the booze and a visit to the urinal, a goggle-eyed Kevin insists, "I swear... that guy pissing next to me... it was that long!!!"
ReplyDelete*snorts*
ReplyDeletethat was slightly rude wasn't it ;)
Yes, it was, just a little. It was a tough decision. I was going to go for something dead clever and highbrow, perhaps making reference to the thoughts of Kant or Wittgenstein; but then I thought, nah, nobody is really impressed with that kind of shit (makes one look like one is really 'up' oneself) so I stayed well within my comfort zone and did what I do best - make knob jokes! Yer gorra larf, 'avent you!
ReplyDeletewell.. I for one am a huge fan of high brow jokes referencing high falutin writers and philosophers that I'v er nobody's ever heard of..
ReplyDeletebut occasionally I can chuckle a bit at such common stuff.. not being a snob or anything..
*looks all smug and stuff*
Pft!
ReplyDeleteWrong response, may have misread you (slaps own wrist)
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